Hello world, good morning sunshine,
Great to see you again,
Homie, I'm doin' fine
Chasin' day dreams, you know still pursuing mine,
Sleep is so foreign, TV is so boring,
New York is New York,
Shory is still aight,
The freaks come out at night like a vampire.
Nocturnal lurking ....
The daylight creeps up ....

Yo momma so fat when I tried to climb her, my ears popped

Yo momma so fat her pants size is bitch! lose some weight!

yo momma is like a doorknob..EVERY1 gets a turn

yo momma is so fat when she wants to turn around on her bed she has to ask for directions

your mum is so fat that she thinks the atlantic ocean is a puddle

yo momma so fat, she got more chin than the chinese phonebook

yo momma so poor, i went to her house and asked wheres the bathroom, n she said pick a corner

your momma's house so dirty, i hav to wipe my feet before goin outside

yo momma so old when i slapped her ass and her titties fell off

Yo momma so fat that when she went to work in high heels she came back in flip-flops!!!

yo momma is so fat when she goes to the movies she seats next to EVERYONE!!!

yo momma is so fat even chuck norris is afraid of her

Yo momma is so fat she has pictures of food in here wallet

unlike Rosa Parks your mom loves it the back of the bus

yo momma is a dislexic hoocker : for 50 bucks she'll sick your duck!

yo momma screws more soilders than goerge bush

Yo Mamma so fat, she had to get baptized at Sea World

your mama so fat her niples touch her back

yo mommas so fat for haloween she got dressed up all in blck and I said "wot r u goin as?" she turned round and said "night."

yo mommas so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

yo mommas so stupid she locked her self on a motocycle

yo mommas so fat that she stepped on the scale and the scale said 'One person at a time please'

yo momas so dub she went into an antique shop and asked ''whats new?''

yo momas so stupid she returned a donut cuz there was a hole in it.

yo mom's teeth are so rotten when smiles they look like dice

Yo momma's so dumb she'd have to stand on a chair to raise her IQ

yo mama so nasty she put ice down her draws to keep her crabs fresh!

...yo crib is so dirty, I saw a Cockroach hang himself - talking about 'I can't take it anymore'

The reason why your Mama doesn't have any brain cells is because they don't sell them @ Wal-mart!

Your mother is so old, that her breast milk is powdered

yo mama is so old she farts dust

yo momma so fat that when she walked past my tv screen i missed a whole week of telly

yo mama is so ugly she made blined kids cry

your mother's so fat when she jumped on the scale, the scale said "to be continued..."

Yo moma is so stupid that she put lipgloss on her head just to make up her mind!!!

yo momma so stupid she threw a ball at the ground and missed

ELEVUL:

intotdeauna are dreptate....chiar daca nu i se da
nu copiaza niciodata......consulta
nu doarme in timpul orei......reflecteaza
nu vorbeste.........schimba impresii
nu isi distrage atentia...studiaza anatomia mustelor
nu chiuleste.....este solicitat in alte parti
nu ramane corigent.....este lasat corigent
nu injura......se descarca
nu citeste reviste in timpul orelor......se informeaza
nu arunca cu creta......studiaza gravitatia